November 29, 2009

I could be reading a book right now….

Posted in Glorious Narcissim at 8:51 am by rosecarnival

So today I praticed my nail art for when I go to see Lady Gaga’s Fame Monster Ball Tour.

Gold Glitter held down by pink glitter with silver glitter on top. (of glitter)

Glitter Nails... derpy expression

 

So while cleaning up, Igot glitter everywhere. My desk now looks like Edward Cullen.

Now even though there is no way to make the following sentence sound intelligent, I will try:

While I was decorating my nails in a narcissic fashion, I was partaking in the viewing of the internet based “Tokio Hotel Television” and a voice in my head said,

“You know, you could be reading a book right now.”

In short: I liek tokio hotel im a loser imma really happy for you and imma let you finish but caitlin is a loser because she likes tokio hotel and beyonce had one of the best videos of all time.

 

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November 23, 2009

LADY GAGA

Posted in Uncategorized at 9:31 am by rosecarnival

I’M GOING TO SEE LADY GAGA WHEN SHE COMES TO SAN DIEGO ON THE FAME MONSTER TOUR!
LADY GAGAAAAAA!

DON’T WORRY I WILL TAKE SO MANY PICTURES. I WILL MAKE SURE THE CAMERA HAS BATTERIES THIS TIME

French Revolution

Posted in Uncategorized at 9:30 am by rosecarnival

Thanks a lot France.
You know I love you, but your revolution is only interesting up until the Robospierre is killed and everyone stops dying.
I cannot keep a straight face through the Directory and the Napoleonic Consulate. Because all I can think of is Napoleon Dynamite and
“There’s alot more where this came from if you go to the dance with me.”
On the subject of history, we watched an amusing video in AP Euro. So horrible it was funny. Best line:
“Jean-Claudette! Hold me!”
“I thought you’d never ask!”

At this point, Keely and I were looking at each other, asking “Was that a gay joke? Did they just make a gay joke?”